- Monica Geller: [looking at Chandler in a santa costume] Hey, You think you can keep it another night?
- Chandler: Santa, really?
- Monica Geller: Yeah, is that ok?
- Chandler: Did your dad ever dress up like santa?
- Monica Geller: No...
- Chandler: Then it's okay!
- Chandler: [sarcastically referring to Joey who's dressed as Superman] My favorite part was when Superman flew all the jews out of Egypt.
- Monica Geller: Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents? And Santa, the Armadillo man and I will have a talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.
- Ross: [enters the apartment wearing his "Christmas" costume, To Chandler dressed as Santa Clause and Monica and Ben also in the living room] I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part "Jewish" friend.
- Rachel Green: [seeing the lights dimmed and Ross, Chandler and Joey in costumes] Wow. It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here.
- the Salesman: Hello sir, are you here to return those pants?
- Ross: No, these are my pants.
- the Salesman: Oh... okay!
- Rachel Green: Remember how you told me how your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
- Phoebe Buffay: Yeah...
- Rachel Green: And remember how you always said you were afraid that the landlord would find out and then tear it down?
- Phoebe Buffay: Yeah...
- Rachel Green: Do you really not know where I'm going with this?
- Chandler Bing: [sarcastically referring to Joey who's dressed as Superman] My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.