Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Rachel Smokes (1999)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• Joey Tribbiani : [trying to convince Ross to let him appear in a commercial instead of Ben]  Come on, Ross! I should be in this commercial! Even Chandler thinks so!

  Ross : Is this true, Chandler?

  Chandler : Uh... um... Hey, who's that at the door?

  Chandler : [gets up and answers the door; no one's there]  Oh - hi, no one!

  [Chandler bolts out the door] 

• Phoebe Buffay : [carrying two large bulky black bin bags into Joey's apartment]  Is it OK if I leave this stuff here until Rachel's Birthday party?

  Chandler : [standing by the workout with a bottle]  Uh, sure. What's in 'em?

  Phoebe Buffay : [leaves the bags on one of the armchairs]  Um, cups.

  Chandler : Oh good, because we got Rachel 800 gallons of water.

  [Phoebe smiles] 

  Ross : [sitting at the worktop holding a bottle]  Seriously, that's *a lot* of cups.

  Phoebe Buffay : [proudly]  Yeah, well that's 'cause I'm in charge of cups and ice and Monica is gonna *rue the day* that she put me in charge of cups and ice!

  Chandler : You know, I rued the day once. Didn't a whole lot else done.

  Phoebe Buffay : [preparing herself]  OK, time to bring up the rest of the cups.

  [Phoebe opens the apartment door as Joey arrives] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [exiting the apartment]  Hey Joey!

  Joey Tribbiani : [entering the apartment]  Hey Pheebs!

• [Rachel enters the apartment] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Look! Look! Look!

  Ross : Birthday surprise!

  Everyone : [in unison]  Surprise!

  Rachel Green : [shocked]  What? My Birthday is not for another month!

  Monica Geller : [optimistic]  That's the surprise!

  Rachel Green : [flattered]  Oh my gosh! You guys! This is so great! It's so unexpected! I mean *Chandler's* Birthday's even before mine!

  [everyone stares at Chandler, who suddenly looks blank] 

  Everyone : [to Chandler]  Surprise!