Jackass Number Two (2006)
Bam Margera: Self
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Quotes
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Bam Margera : Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3".
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Johnny Knoxville : [while Bam is in trailor with Cobra] You crying?
Bam Margera : Yeah.
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Bam Margera : Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt!
April Margera : I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it!
Bam Margera : No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.
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[Bam has just been branded with a penis-shaped branding iron]
Bam Margera : You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.
Johnny Knoxville : But a sweet set of balls!
Bam Margera : Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!
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April Margera : [after seeing the brand on Bam's ass] You're going to have that for life!
Bam Margera : No shit!
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Bam Margera : [after the Yak Charge] That couldn't have gone any better. I didn't know Knoxville could do back flips.
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Johnny Knoxville : I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon!
Crew Member : 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Bam Margera : Later!
[Presses the launch button, causing Johnny Knoxville and the rocket to blast off and fall into the sea]
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Ryan Dunn : [Johnny Knoxville is about to be launched with the rocket] This isn't the best idea.
Bam Margera : Yes it is...
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Bam Margera : Here we are at some random-ass ranch and this is the Brand. And it's gonna suck!
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Bam Margera : [after getting shot by riot explosive] I'm crying. I'm a fucking skateboarder and I'm getting shot.
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Bam Margera : Can somebody make a dick run?
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Bam Margera : [Johnny Knoxville is about to be launched in the air] I'm scared just watching him, I want a Lance helmet!
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Bam Margera : It's time to play a game with a bunch of these medicine balls, and they're heavy as shit!
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Bam Margera : [Before plunging Steve-O] You better shit piss, asswipe!
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Bam Margera : You fuckers are asses! I don't trust anybody!
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Bam Margera : So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out.
Johnny Knoxville : And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them.
Bam Margera : This is the Beehive Limo.
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Bam Margera : [before the Riot Control skit] If Knoxville goes in there, I'll French kiss him.
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Bam Margera : We're here at April and Phil's house and I'm gonna present them the branded dick on my butt. No let me rephrase that - DICKS!
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Bam Margera : The boys think they're arriving for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof, and we've rigged the locks so they cant get out.
Johnny Knoxville : And when they do get out we've got some marbles waiting for 'em.
Bam Margera : This is the Beehive Limo.
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Bam Margera : Knoxville is gonna see what the moon looks like!