It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005– )
John Wiltshire: Mort
Quotes
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[preparing for a child's beauty pageant]
Mort : Frank. Frank. I need some water. My mouth is dry.
Frank Reynolds : Your mouth is dry. Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink.
[Mac and Charlie raise their hands]
Dennis Reynolds : Okay...
Charlie Kelly : Yeah, can I? Could I? Can I?
Dee Reynolds : [raises hand] I have a...
Charlie Kelly : Who's that?
Frank Reynolds : He's the mortician. I invited him.