The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)
Jeff Kahn: Dad at Health Clinic
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Quotes
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Boy at Health Clinic : Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
Dad at Health Clinic : Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis...
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Health Clinic Counselor : Oral sex play...
Boy at Health Clinic : Sounds like my Friday night.
Dad at Health Clinic : Oh, shut up Seth, we went to temple.
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Boy at Health Clinic : Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.
Dad at Health Clinic : Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?
Andy Stitzer : You know what? I'm a virgin too.
Dad at Health Clinic : We're virgins too.
[laughing]
Boy at Health Clinic : Yeah.
[high five's dad]
Andy Stitzer : No, you know what? It's a personal choice and I don't think it's weird at all.
Dad at Health Clinic : You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.