Around the Bend (2004)
Josh Lucas: Jason Lair
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Quotes
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Jason Lair : You called me TENSE!
Turner Lair : You called me THIEF!
Jason Lair : You WERE a thief!
Turner Lair : You were tense. You still are.
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Henry Lair : Hey. Hey, there's something different about my nanny.
Jason Lair : She's a nurse.
Henry Lair : Well, whatever she is, she gave me a woody, goddamnit!
Jason Lair : Well, I-I-I guess that's natural.
Henry Lair : Well, of course, it's natural! I didn't say an aligator came out of my ass!
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Jason Lair : No, he sent us here so I could forgive you. That's all my post-it said was, "Forgive him." What am I forgiving you for, Turner? Huh? What am I forgiving you for?
Turner Lair : What happened here... there's no forgiveness.
Jason Lair : What happened on the stairway, Turner? Just tell me, what happened on the stairway?
Turner Lair : You were not in the car.
Jason Lair : What?
Turner Lair : With your mother. You were never in a car accident.
Jason Lair : What'd you do? Did you drop me? Is that it? You get fucked up? You get fucked up and you dropped me?
Turner Lair : Fucked up? I WAS GONE!
Jason Lair : Just... say it! Say it! Say it! You dropped me! Say it.
Turner Lair : No... no. No! NO! Nobody dropped you! GET IT? I threw you, kid. I threw my boy... I threw my boy.
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[first lines]
Henry Lair : [banging on the furniture]
Jason Lair : Henry, it's 1 o'clock.
Henry Lair : I was... drumming for an idea.
Jason Lair : I heard.
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Zach Lair : They're getting a divorce.
Jason Lair : A trial separation.
Zach Lair : She's painting in nipple.
Jason Lair : Nepal.
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John : [about fathers] They're all dicks. If they stay, if they go, if they're mean, if they're nice. We're dads. We're dicks. It's not our fault.
Jason Lair : He's not my father.