15/Love (2004–2006)

Max Walker: Squib Furlong, Gary 'Squib' Furlong

Quotes 

• Sunny Capuduca : You complete and total idiot! Could you be any more of a useless pathetic dork?

  Squib Furlong : Okay, Sunny.

  Sunny Capuduca : Oh, I'm Squib and I just designed a new tennis racquet. It's so cool, I'm so great.

  Squib Furlong : Okay, Sunny, that's good, very convincing.

  Sunny Capuduca : Hey, guys, who's the biggest loser who ever walked the face of the earth?

  Squib Furlong : You can stop now.

  Sunny Capuduca : It's Squib, Squib, Squib, Squib, Squib!

  Sunny Capuduca : Loser, loser, loser!

• Squib Furlong : When you want something bad enough, you have to be willing to sacrifice everything.

• Squib Furlong : Is that jealousy talking?

  Cody Meyers : No, that's a whole lotta reality talking.

• Rick : Do not try and read the book.

  Squib Furlong : All right, already!

  Rick : There is *no* book.

  Squib Furlong : Rick... Leave me alone!

  Rick : How can I leave you alone if I'm not even here?

  Squib Furlong : Shut up!

  Rick : Good, Squib. Anger is a tool, let's use it!

• Rick : Someone needs a hug.

  Squib Furlong : Get off me!

  Rick : Emotional outburst is key to the evolution of the grieving process.

  Squib Furlong : Don't get all Dr. Phil on me, I'm fine.

• Hartley Myers : When I was your age, I spent a lot of time being funny too.

  Squib Furlong : I don't believe it.

  Hartley Myers : Well, it's true. I was quite the ham.

  Squib Furlong : No, I mean, I don't believe it that you were once my age.

• Cameron White : [watching Tanis's legs go by]  Who dat?

  Squib Furlong : That's Tanis McTaggart. She's a new student.

  Cameron White : From the A group?

  Squib Furlong : Where else?

  Cameron White : Did we pick the right group to be in or what?

• Rick : Perhaps I can be of assistance. My mother says that I have an IQ that rivals that of Alfred Einstein.

  Squib Furlong : It's Albert...

  Rick : Whatever. The point is, Uncle Rick is here for you.

• Jennifer Wiley : I want you to come up with an invention. Now I don't expect anything to actually work, but what I am looking for is creativity. So let your imaginations run wild.

  Squib Furlong : How about an invention to make this class less boring?

• Cody Meyers : I don't know what to say!

  Squib Furlong : Ok, then I'll do all the talking. It's time for me to stop hiding all the stupid gunk and step up to be a man, it's time for me to say that every time I close my eyes, all I see is your face and my stupid hair and my stupid chat and my stupid fans don't add up to anything. I would give up everything in a heartbeat for you!

  Cody Meyers : I thought you were the kind of guy who keeps bottled up?

  Squib Furlong : Things change!

• Sunny Capuduca : Hey, buzzard! Keep circling around, they might pity you.

  Squib Furlong : Sunny, it was Buzzsaw! Buzz - Saw!

  Sunny Capuduca : Oh, yeah, Buzzsaw, 'cause your career is sawdust!

• Squib Furlong : I can't believe I was so jealous of him.

  Adena Stiles : I should have been on that plane.

  Sunny Capuduca : Let's not start that.