- VVS Mand: Well, if this doesn't help in the count of a minute. Then I'll have to goddamn break down the whole can.
- Slam: But, how come our new 12 dollar plunger doesn't work a shit?
- VVS Mand: I'll tell you why my friend. Because the plunger I have here is actually 15 to 20 times more powerful than that. Feel it by yourself.
- VVS Mand: 15 to 20 times more powerful than that piece of crap! Look at it! It's useless!
- VVS Mand: [after fixing Slim, Slam and Slum's toilet]
- [happy]
- VVS Mand: There. That ought to do it.
- Slum: Great, dude. Now we can shit again.
- VVS Mand: Wait, wait, and hold your horses...
- [throws a big clump of toilet paper in the WC]
- VVS Mand: ...we have to do the test first.
- Slim: Erhh, what kind of test?
- VVS Mand: [points at the paperclump in the WC] That one. If it can't take that, we have a very serious problem. And then you'll have the pleasure of my company several times. And you wouldn't want that, would you?
- VVS Mand: [the test is working, and the toilet is now fin]
- [happy]
- VVS Mand: We goddamn did it, boys.
- Slum: [after looking their nasty fridge] I'll get some sugar from Ulla the Healer! We never have a goddamn shit, in this hash-cottage.