House of the Dead (2003)
Clint Howard: Salish
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Quotes
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Salish : Cap'n! Cap'n! I'm not goin'. I'm not goin'! There's evil spirits on that island!
Capt. Victor Kirk : You just get the deck lines and let me worry about the evil spirits. Okay, Salish?
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Capt. Victor Kirk : Where ya headin', girls? Huh?
Simon : It's, uh, somewhere in the San Juans. You must know where that is, right Skipper?
Salish : [looks at map] You crazy?
[to Kirk]
Salish : They crazy!
Capt. Victor Kirk : No, I don't think so.
Simon : Excuse me?
Capt. Victor Kirk : I said forget it.
Salish : Yeah, forget it! Forget it! That means stop talkin' and start walkin'!
Simon : Why?
Salish : Why? Why? Why? They always ask why!
Capt. Victor Kirk : You know what they call this island? 'Isla del Muerte'
Salish : Muerte. That's Spanish for 'death.' In case you don't speak Mexican.
Simon : Listen, pal. I got an island to catch and if this is a lame attempt to hit me up for more cash...
Capt. Victor Kirk : No, it ain't!
Salish : There ain't enough cash in the world to make us go back there. Nah, keep the cash! Keep the cash!
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Salish : [From the Funny Version] She was naked!
Capt. Victor Kirk : Ha, don't tell me!
Salish : Yeah, big titties!
Capt. Victor Kirk : Really?
[chuckles]
Capt. Victor Kirk : You liked it, huh?
Salish : Yeah.
Capt. Victor Kirk : Why didn't you call me? Huh?
Salish : They're mine!
[both laugh]