Rolling Kansas (2003)
Jay Paulson: Dave Murphy
Quotes
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Dave Murphy : Aw man, that garbage can was full of loaded diapers.
Kevin Haub : Baby's are cute, though.
Dave Murphy : [pause] Yeah they are.
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Satin : What about you? What's your story?
Kevin Haub : I'm gay.
Satin : [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?
Kevin Haub : I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.
Blush : Anyone else in the car think they're gay?
Dinkadoo Murphy , Hunter Bullette , Dave Murphy , Dick Murphy : No.
Dinkadoo Murphy : Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?
Kevin Haub : I do. I think I like dudes.
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Dinkadoo Murphy : You clumsy Silverback, watch my FUCKIN' legs.
Dave Murphy : Nice one, foghorn. Why don't you just hurl your feces at the patrons?
Dick Murphy : Really Dink, you can't just holler out vulgarities like that, we are in the middle of the gosh darn Bible-belt here.
Dinkadoo Murphy : Whatever Dick, no one even noticed.
Dot the Waitress : We all hate you. Also, some enraged farmer has stolen your wheelchair.
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Honey : So, what are you guys doing in Kansas?
Dave Murphy : World's
[pause]
Dave Murphy : largest corn silo.
Honey : Really? It's here in Kansas?
Dave Murphy : Oh yeah. We're gonna bungie that big fucker.