Gigli (2003)
Justin Bartha: Brian
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Quotes
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[Larry answers the door]
Larry Gigli : Yeah?
Robin : Who the fuck are you?
Larry Gigli : Who the fuck are *you*?
[Robin enters the apartment]
Larry Gigli : Excuse me.
Robin : What a shithole.
Larry Gigli : Lady, I think you're in the wrong place.
Robin : No, you're in the wrong place! You have no idea.
[She sees Brian]
Robin : Oh, and who the fuck are you?
Brian : You're the fuck are you.
Robin : What?
Brian : Huh?
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Brian : She's like the ones at the Baywatch. They make my penis sneeze.
Larry Gigli : You got a good sense of humor, you know that?
Brian : God bless you.
Larry Gigli : Thank you.
Brian : No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say, 'God bless you'... God bless you, penis.
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Brian : [Robin nonchalantly cuts her wrists] Lady, you need some Band-Aids.
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Brian : Larry, read to me.
Larry Gigli : What?
Brian : Read to me, Larry.
Ricki : Read to him, Larry.
Larry Gigli : I don't wanna read to him. What do I got to read to him for?
Brian : Read to me, Larry.
Larry Gigli : What for?
Brian : It soothes me down.
Larry Gigli : It soothes you down?
Ricki : Come on, Larry, read to him.
Larry Gigli : What am I gonna read? I got nothing here!
Ricki : Read him a book. You don't have a book?
Larry Gigli : I got a phone book.
Ricki : There you go.
[leaves the room]
Brian : Read to me, Larry.
Larry Gigli : All right, fine.
Larry Gigli : [Larry paces his head around for something to read for Brian and then picks up a nearby bottle of Tabasco sauce] Here you go.
[starts to read it]
Larry Gigli : Since eighteen sixty-eight, for well over a century, the adventurous flavor of Tabasco sauce has fired up generations of thrill-seekers.
Larry Gigli : Okay?
Brian : That was good.