Cynthia Fancher: Ms. Haver
Quotes
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Van Wilder : What's that intoxicating scent you're wearing Doris?
Ms. Doris Haver : I have cats.
Van Wilder : Meow!
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[Ms. Haver takes a long swig on some liquor]
Ms. Doris Haver : Oh yeah... that's the shit!
Van Wilder : You know... I think I'm getting a little coldsore come on... so maybe we shouldn't do this for 3 to 6 weeks?
Ms. Doris Haver : Shut up, bitch and give me some sugar!
