The Girl Next Door (2004)
Timothy Olyphant: Kelly
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Quotes
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Kelly : You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
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Kelly : Okay, people, let's make some fuckie fuckie.
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Kelly : [Kelly has just been sent a box of cigars by Matthew, containing a note saying "The Juice Was Worth The Squeeze"] Fuckin' kid.
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Kelly : [bursts into Matthew's classroom yelling] That fuckin' bitch just can't run away because she don't want to fuck on film anymore!
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Kelly : Stay in school!
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Kelly : Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.
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Kelly : [after seeing the tape] What the fuck is this shit?
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[Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players]
Kelly : Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - Fuck, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
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Kelly : Always leave 'em wanting more.
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Kelly : If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete.
Matthew : Well, like what?
Kelly : A blow job.
Matthew : Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore.
Kelly : Who said anything about her?
[beat]
Kelly : Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? Now you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go, hmm? How much do you really care about her?
[Kelly unzips his pants, then starts laughing]
Kelly : I'm joking, man! Relax. Damn! Do I look gay to you?
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Kelly : Those crazy little fuckers, man, they sure know their numbers.
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[after Matt's parents and Dr. Salinger leave the dining room table, both Matt and Kelly have a private conversation with an assumed adult film tape Eli and his "minions" made during prom night]
Kelly : [turning cross] So how was Prom?
Matthew : That's mine.
Kelly : You know, we were gettin' along fine. But now you go and do this? This was my idea. Now I'm really gonna fuck your shit up!
Matthew : I'm gonna need that back.
Kelly : Oh.
[Kelly pushes the tape towards him]
Kelly : Take it from me.
[Matt leans forward and thinks about it, but Kelly thinks he's chicken]
Kelly : Yeah. What are you gonna do?
Matthew : [becomes brave] I don't have to do anything. Hugo Posh will. He's my partner on this 50-50. So... can I please have my tape back?
Kelly : FUCK...!
[coughs, then whispers]
Kelly : Fuck you. I'm takin' your half then.
Matthew : No. That money's going to Samnang. The money you stole from him!
Kelly : You say that like I care. I don't give a shit! You're giving me your half.
Matthew : And if I don't?
Kelly : [picks up the tape] Showtime.
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Kelly : Ah, it's cool. I like runnin' errands.
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Kelly : Friends don't fuck with each other's business.