Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Darren Moore: Sandwich Customer

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Quotes 

• Sandwich Customer : This cheese sandwich.

  Gord Brody : What?

  Sandwich Customer : It doesn't have enough cheese in it.

  Gord Brody : Well... we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS.

  [starts cramming all the cheese slices on the counter into the sandwich] 

  Gord Brody : So you can... have... all... the cheese... you want.

  [throws the stack of cheese slices and bread at the customer] 

  Sandwich Customer : What the hell do you expect me to do with this?

  Gord Brody : Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.

  [customer walks out disgusted] 

  Gord Brody : Yooou... can... put... the... cheeese... in... your... bum...