Best in Show (2000)
Michael Hitchcock: Hamilton Swan
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Quotes
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Hamilton Swan : I remember what I was drinking when I met you. It was a grande espresso.
Meg Swan : That's right. And I thought that was really sexy.
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Meg Swan : [Meg and Hamilton are talking about how they met at Starbucks] One day Hamilton gathered his courage and approached me...
Hamilton Swan : I remember, I was drinking a grande espresso.
Meg Swan : I know, and I remember I thought that was really sexy. I was drinking capuccinos... then I switched over to lattes... now it's double espresso macchiato...
Hamilton Swan : These days I'm a big chai tea/soymilk kind of guy.
Meg Swan : [gravely] Because of the lactose. You're lactose-intolerant now.
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Hamilton Swan : Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?
Meg Swan : Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan : Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.
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[When Beatrice goes to lick his face]
Hamilton Swan : Don't!... not the lips...
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Hamilton Swan : You've got your Busy Bee! Do you want your Busy Bee?
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Hamilton Swan : Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks, look at me!
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Hamilton Swan : I'm now a big old tchai tea latte soy milk kind of guy.
Meg Swan : Mmm. Soy. Because of the lactose. You're lactose intolerant now.