Just Visiting (2001)
Christian Clavier: Andre
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Quotes
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[after eating dog food]
André le Pate : I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.
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Count Thibault : I am already wealthy. I own hundreds of horses and bags of pepper, four hundred backs of wool, and fifty barrels of Spanish olives.
Andre : And you own me, Sire.
Count Thibault : Yes. But you have no value.
Andre : [pause] That is true.
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Count Thibault : Run behind the chariot, peasant!
Hunter : Yes, master!
André le Pate : He can't run behind the car!
Count Thibault : He cannot ride with us; he is not noble.
Julia : Yes, but he has to ride in the car.
Count Thibault : He is very fast!
Hunter : We-we're taking the freeway; you can run seventy miles an hour, can you?
André le Pate : I have good boots!
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André le Pate : [as the Count is bathing, Andre takes a bottle of Chanel and drinks some, handing it to the count] Ah! Very good flavour!
Count Thibault : [he drinks some, then promptly spits it out] Blah! This is not wine, ignorant peasant! It is oil for the bath!
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André le Pate : [as they are dining, he whispers] Sire?
Count Thibault : What?
André le Pate : [whispers] I have to make pee-pee.
Count Thibault : [aloud] Ah, you have to pee! *Outside*!
André le Pate : But sire... the wolves! I could be eaten!
Count Thibault : Find a torch! Idiot.
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André le Pate : Master! You're worried. What is wrong?
Count Thibault : The wizard - - he exploded.
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Count Thibault : He belongs to me. I decide his fate.
André le Pate : No master! I mean, no way Jose!
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Andre : You want some dog?