Just Visiting (2001)
Jean Reno: Thibault
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Quotes
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Count Thibault : You are more than a rose. You are love's own flower.
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Count Thibault : I am already wealthy. I own hundreds of horses and bags of pepper, four hundred backs of wool, and fifty barrels of Spanish olives.
Andre : And you own me, Sire.
Count Thibault : Yes. But you have no value.
Andre : [pause] That is true.
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Count Thibault : Run behind the chariot, peasant!
Hunter : Yes, master!
André le Pate : He can't run behind the car!
Count Thibault : He cannot ride with us; he is not noble.
Julia : Yes, but he has to ride in the car.
Count Thibault : He is very fast!
Hunter : We-we're taking the freeway; you can run seventy miles an hour, can you?
André le Pate : I have good boots!
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André le Pate : [as the Count is bathing, Andre takes a bottle of Chanel and drinks some, handing it to the count] Ah! Very good flavour!
Count Thibault : [he drinks some, then promptly spits it out] Blah! This is not wine, ignorant peasant! It is oil for the bath!
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André le Pate : [as they are dining, he whispers] Sire?
Count Thibault : What?
André le Pate : [whispers] I have to make pee-pee.
Count Thibault : [aloud] Ah, you have to pee! *Outside*!
André le Pate : But sire... the wolves! I could be eaten!
Count Thibault : Find a torch! Idiot.
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Julia : But Hunter doesn't have a sister.
Count Thibault : Excuse me, I will kill him for you.
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Hunter : Do you realize the bath you just took cost over two thousand dollars? That's American dollars!
Count Thibault : Is that a lot?
Hunter : Yes, yes it is.
Count Thibault : Then I will repay you with one of my swines.
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André le Pate : Master! You're worried. What is wrong?
Count Thibault : The wizard - - he exploded.
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Count Thibault : He belongs to me. I decide his fate.
André le Pate : No master! I mean, no way Jose!
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[after the wizard's apartment explodes]
Count Thibault : Damn English Wizards. Can't do anything right.
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Count Thibault : [explaining his perplexion with the light-switch] I do not have this invention in my castle.
Julia : You don't have power?
Count Thibault : I have the power to judge and condemn to death any villain on my land.
Julia : [nonplussed] Oh, really? Hunter will be so jealous.
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Count Thibault : You are lionhearted, Julia, like the women of your lineage. You have courage.
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Maitre D' : [at a fancy restaurant, Thibault throws bones from his plate to Andre, who is eating from the floor] Excuse me, but the gentleman can't eat off the floor.
Count Thibault : He's not a gentleman! He is my servant
[throws another bone]
Count Thibault : and he is not worthy of our company.