Drive Me Crazy (1999)
Jordan Bridges: Eddie Lampell
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Quotes
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Dee Vine : Sorry, Dave. I would've driven him home, but I can't drive his car. It's a stick.
Eddie Lampell : Well, I'll show you how to drive a stick right now. Here it is. Come on.
Dee Vine : I meant a real car, Eddie, not a matchbox.
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Eddie Lampell : The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...
Chase : Another tequila shot?
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Eddie Lampell : Who would you rather do: Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson?
Alicia DeGasario : They're the same person, you idiot.
Eddie Lampell : [to Chase] How about you?
Chase : Let's see, a flaky, self-absorbed actress or a gun-toting, badass FBI agent with years of pent-up sexual tension? No contest.
Eddie Lampell : My man. What I wouldn't do to Scully...
Alicia DeGasario : I'm sure she's been drooled on before.
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[Eddie is beating up Dave]
Eddie Lampell : What are you thinking Designated Dave? Huh? This isn't Revenge of the Nerds, man! No radioactive spider bit you!
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Eddie Lampell : You think you're Miss Thing. But you know what? You're just a wanna-be who got lucky with a case of bulimia!