Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf, Mudwell the Mudbunny, Zoot
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Quotes
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[Billy Bones has apparently died]
Rizzo : He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie!
Billy Bones : [Billy Bones suddenly wakes up and, without opening his eyes, grabs Gonzo's nose to pull him closer] Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! You've always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.
Gonzo : I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim.
[Nods at Jim]
Gonzo : *He's* Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim.
Billy Bones : [Billy Bones grabs Jim's shirt and pulls him closer] Jim?
Jim Hawkins : Yes, Captain?
Billy Bones : Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim!
Jim Hawkins : Yes, Captain, what is it?
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Gonzo : I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets.
Long John Silver : Talking... parrots?
Polly Lobster : What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what's next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?
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Gonzo : Look at this! I'm taller. This is so cool; I may even have a future with the NBA!
[laughs]
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Jim Hawkins : Kill Captain Smollett, and you'll have to kill me.
Gonzo : Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.
Squire Trelawney : Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me.
Rizzo : Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo, and you'll have to... negotiate strenuously.
[Silver turns to try to escape only to run into Benjamina and a gang of pigs]
Benjamina Gunn : Going somewhere, John-John?
Long John Silver : Well, Master Hawkins, it seems your little family has come together against me.
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Gonzo : Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians!
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Gonzo : To the southeast, multi-armed Zanzibanian short women and their exploding wigs of death!
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Gonzo : One leg, Jim, count'em, one.
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Captain Abraham Smollett : Where to, Captain Hawkins?
Jim Hawkins : To wherever the wind may take us!
Gonzo : Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians!
Rizzo : Oh, brother! Here they go again!
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[Jim and Gonzo have been listing the different directions of the compass and what lies that way]
Mrs. Bluberidge : To the northwest dirty dishes!
Gonzo : How does she do that?
Jim Hawkins : Might as well start. I'll wash.
Rizzo : I'll dry.
Gonzo : I'll break.
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Gonzo : We'd be out searching for that treasure. Sailing the seven seas on a five-year mission. Boldly going where no man has gone before! Say, that's catchy.
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Jim Hawkins : [sung] I look around here and I want to cry.
Rizzo : Ah, me too.
Jim Hawkins : [sung] I feel like the world is passing me by.
Gonzo : It is.
Jim Hawkins : [sung] And I just can't help but wonder am I doomed to wash and dry? And is it a curse I'm under to do it till I die.
Gonzo : Oh, I hope not.
Jim Hawkins : [sung] When I could be an explorer...
Gonzo : Sure you could.
Jim Hawkins : [sung] ... sailing off to distant lands...
Gonzo : Wait! Not so fast.
Jim Hawkins : [sung] ... 'stead of spending every afternoon just getting dishpan hands. My future looks like nowhere that I want to be.
Jim Hawkins , Rizzo , Gonzo : [sung] There's got to be something better, something better...
Jim Hawkins : [sung] There's got to be something better than this for me.
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Dr. David Livesey : [looking at the treasure map] Say, I know what's happening here. You chaps are planning to sail to this island, aren't you? To dig up this treasure.
Jim Hawkins : Yes, but we must be quiet about it.
[whisper]
Jim Hawkins : There are pirates looking for this map.
Gonzo : [normal voice] Yeah, and they want to KILL us for it! Isn't that exciting?