The Sunshine Boys (1996 TV Movie)
Woody Allen: Al Lewis
Quotes
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Willie Clark : I invented comedy!
Al Lewis : The same night you designed the Titanic.
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Al Lewis : [Talking about his daughter] Tell her that I'm never leaving New Jersey again. Tell her I'm sorry they built the-the bridge and the tunnel.
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Nancy Clark : Was it your idea to be sort of a straight man?
Al Lewis : No, he just said the jokes before I could get them out.
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Al Lewis : [Entering the dining room] Haven't been in the Friars' Club in years.
Nancy Clark : Oh, really? Still a member?
Al Lewis : Yeah, until I die. Then I'll quit.