Greedy (1994)
Michael J. Fox: Daniel
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Quotes
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Daniel McTeague : I had no idea just how sick you guys were.
Frank : Come spend a day with us.
Daniel McTeague : I'd rather shove this club up my ass.
Glen : I'll do it for you.
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Daniel McTeague : You're not broke are you Uncle Joe?
Uncle Joe : I'm richer than shit.
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[opening the door to find Danny nude]
Daniel McTeague : Who are you?
Laura : Daniel McTeague?
Daniel McTeague : No shit! That's my name too.
Laura : No, I'm a private investigator.
Daniel McTeague : You're a detective? Great help me find my pants.
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Daniel McTeague : You say one more word and I'll kick your ass so high up you'll have to take off your shirt to shit!
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Daniel Sr. : You hired an actor to pretend he was me. And then pretended to get in a fight with him. And told him you preferred Uncle Joe to me.
Daniel McTeague : Well when you put it like that it sounds kinda bad.
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Daniel McTeague : Look money's money. I need it just like everybody else. But money's not gonna turn me into some sycophantic, arse licking wacko.
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Daniel McTeague : These pills only work if I give them to him myself. It's a very rare condition.
Hotel Clerk : Excuse me sir, does this say moron?
Daniel McTeague : Ok I'll be honest with you I'm his nephew.
Hotel Clerk : Oh, his nephew?
Daniel McTeague : Yes.
Hotel Clerk : Because he specifically said that his room number wasn't to be given to any of his relatives.
Daniel McTeague : What the hell's the matter with you? Do you not care about this hotel's reputation? You know there is an old man shacked up here with a very young girl.
Hotel Clerk : Sir, most of these rooms have old men with young girls: this is Washington.
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Daniel McTeague : Oh, great. Now I'm impotent.
Robin : We just kissed for two seconds?
Daniel McTeague : No, it never takes me this long. Usually we're showering by now!
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Daniel McTeague : [Looking at photos of Mollie] Do you have any where she's leaning over a saddle looking coy?
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Uncle Joe : [challenging Daniel] C'mon out here in the deep end, show that girlfriend of yours what you're made of.
Daniel McTeague : Oh definitely. I'm gonna beat up an elderly crippled man, and she's gonna say "my what a catch".
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Molly Richardson : You tell your cousins I'm not afraid of them. And you leave Joe alone.
Daniel McTeague : You keep your breasts off his eyebrows.
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[Daniel, angry, throws a bowling ball out a window]
Robin : You hit a car! You could've killed somebody!
Daniel McTeague : The way I bowl...
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Daniel McTeague : You missed the basket while you was on the guy with the painted face. People hate that.
TV Director : Wait a minute. Who's directing this you or me? Let me check.
[Looks down at chair]
TV Director : That's my ass. That's my ass in the director's chair. Shit. I must be the director!
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Carl : [Referring to Danny] He double crossed us.
Daniel McTeague : [to his dad] Because they're scum. I mean they're greedy.
Frank : We're greedy? We were willing to share!
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Molly Richardson : You bastard!
Daniel McTeague : I like it better when she says it. I think it's the accent or something.
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Uncle Joe : [to Bartlett] Go ahead.
Bartlett : As I was about to say before the circus came to town. Your uncle's holdings at their peak held a net, net mind you, financial value of just under 25 million dollars. At the moment however he is 95 thousand dollars in debt.
Daniel : Wait a minute. He's... ..
Bartlett : In debt. Beyond the value of all his assets.