Camp Nowhere (1994)
Jonathan Jackson: Morris 'Mud' Himmel
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Quotes
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"Mud" : Who's this?
Dennis Van Welker : Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.
"Mud" : Who's Jimi Hendrix?
Dennis Van Welker : Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.
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"Mud" : You sure you don't want to come in? We're all gonna watch Beavis and Butthead.
Dennis Van Welker : You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.
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Dennis Van Welker : Don't forget your pills. 4 every hour.
"Mud" : Uh Dennis? that's 1 every 4 hours.
Dennis Van Welker : No way, let me see that.
[reads bottle]
Dennis Van Welker : Oh... not the first time THAT mistake's gotten me in trouble.
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Gaby : Guys can be geeks, but it's different for girls. I'm gonna wind up wearing a hairnet and serving Jell-o in the cafeteria!
"Mud" : That won't happen, because a lot of girls start out... lumpy. But you'll lose a few pounds, and then you'll start to grow... chests, and then you'll be going out with guys who hang me up by my underwear.
Gaby : [dryly] Oh yeah, I can hardly wait.
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Dennis Van Welker : Do you know what the first rule of the theater is, Mud?
"Mud" : No...
Dennis Van Welker : [shouts] Talk loud enough for people to hear you!
"Mud" : OK... so...
"Mud" : [shouts] Are you gonna help me?
Dennis Van Welker : Much better... No.
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"Mud" : How could you invite her over?! She's going to find out!
Dennis Van Welker : Mud, in a couple of years, two things will happen. One, you'll grow a ridiculous mustache that looks fruit mold on your upper lip. Two, you'll suddenly understand why men invite charming, attractive women to dinner.
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Dennis Van Welker : [quietly] Do you know what the first law of the theater is, Mud?
Morris 'Mud' Himmel : What?
Dennis Van Welker : TALK LOUD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO HEAR YOU!
Morris 'Mud' Himmel : Oh, okay, so uh... ARE YA GONNA HELP ME?
Dennis Van Welker : Much better... no!
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Zach : We're not 'delinquent friends'.
Trish : Oh really? Then how come you go to military camps every summer, because you like the haircuts?
Zach : You know my Dad. 'Military camp builds character'
Gaby : [about Camp Slenderella] 'It's for your own good, Gabs'.
Trish : [about Broadway Camp] 'But Trish, all the OTHER kids are going!'
"Mud" : Hey, how about this one? 'It'll be fun'.
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"Mud" : [complaining about his parents] They talk about me like... I'm unemployed or something.
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"Mud" : I'm in hell. Shoot me.
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"Mud" : My parents won't be happy until I'm the poster child for the 'Adopt a Dork Foundation'.
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Donald Himmel : [reading Mud's letter home] It's the 4th of July, but don't worry, Mom, we won't be playing with Roman candles or anything like that.
"Mud" : We'll probably just sing some patriotic songs and watch a film strip about the Declaration of Independence.
[shows the kids running around camp with smoke flares and Roman candles in hand]