Encino Man (1992)
Michael DeLuise: Matt
Quotes
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Matt Wilson : [after Matt and his goons have Dave hanging from a bulletin board at school] Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire.
Dave : [helplessly] Yes, she would.
Matt Wilson : [he and his goons laugh] SHOOOOOOSH! Hush, please! Showing your ignorance again, Morgan! Some of us pump...
[the goons fist bump each other]
Matt Wilson : and some of us slump. You should try some pump, Morgan. It might clear up your acne.
Dave : [Matt begins to write on Dave's forehead with a magic marker] N-no. Stop... stop it!
Matt Wilson : [Matt's goons laugh as he continues] Why do you make me do this?
Dave : What're you writing? Hey! What did you write!
Dave : [Matt finishes writing "EAT ME" and taps Dave's forehead hard with the marker... he walks to the fire alarm and pulls it] Matt... NOT THE FIRE ALARM! MATT! MATT!
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Matt Wilson : [Matt bursts in at the prom just as Link is about to be crowned prom king] WAIT!
[shoves through the crowd towards the stage]
Matt Wilson : WAIT!
[he shoves Link back]
Student Announcing Prom King : What're you trying to do, Matt? Come on, stop it!
[Matt takes the crown from him and shoves him back as well]
Matt Wilson : [takes microphone] This is our school, right?
[students murmur in affirmation]
Matt Wilson : And we have a right to know if something is bogus that's going down in our school, right?
[the murmurs continue, he points to Link]
Matt Wilson : And someone right here has taken you for a ride!
[Link grabs Matt's finger, Matt yanks it away]
Matt Wilson : His name isn't Linkavitch Chumovsky and he's not from Estonia.
Robyn Sweeney : Matt, will you just stop this already!
Matt Wilson : [to Robyn] SHOOOOOOOSH! Trust me.
[back to the crowd]
Matt Wilson : They've all been lying to us! But I found out... I know the truth. Do you want to know the truth?
[students shout affirmatively]
Matt Wilson : Do YOU want to know what he REALLY IS?
[students shout affirmitavely again]
Matt Wilson : He's a caveman.
[Link nods and walks forward, smiling... students cheer for him, Matt stares at the crowd in disbelief]
Matt Wilson : No... NO! Look... he's a freak! I got pictures!
Dave : [Dave and Stoney burst in and rush to the stage, Dave tries to take the pictures from Matt, the cheers continue] NO!
Matt Wilson : [waving pictures] SEE?
Dave : Let me see them! Give me those pictures! Matt give me those!
Matt Wilson : [punches Dave] No!
Robyn Sweeney : Dave!
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Link : [calling out to Matt, who's pummeling Dave at the hockey rink] Wheeze the juice!
Matt Wilson : [Matt stops and turns to Link] HEY! You wanna a piece of me?
Matt Wilson : [Matt skates up to Link] I don't know you, I don't like you. As of now, I'm all over you.
[Matt punches Link in the face]
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Matt Wilson : [after Matt has punched Dave at the prom, knocking him into the crowd, Link bows 'Karate Kid' style before him... Matt is clearly off-guard] What are you doing, fag?
Matt Wilson : [Link head-butts Matt and picks him up in a fireman-style carry, spins him around and throws him towards the crowd, Matt lands in the prom cake] Hey! Heeeeyyy! No, no, NO!
[crowd cheers for Link]