Critters 4 (1992)
Brad Dourif: Al Bert
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Quotes
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Al Bert : Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.
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Al Bert : Congratulations, Charlie, you have just murdered the ship.
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Al Bert : Nuclear core is reading just shy of the red. Nearly to alert.
Rick : Radiation?
Al Bert : Negative. It looks more like natural decay. I'd give her about a month before we all glow in the dark.
Bernie : Don't kind about shit like that. Just show me where the pharmacy is.
Al Bert : What's the matter? Feeling a little bit under the weather there Bernie?
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Al Bert : Angela; give me a deck by deck scan and read off all individuals not currently in main control.
Angela : I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance...
Al Bert : Great! Be a snotty TL54. Don't cooperate. Angela; give me security clearance to all levels, please.
Angela : I can not conform to your request as I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance.
Al Bert : Angela; do not, repeat, do not give me security clearance to all levels.
Angela : You have security clearance at all levels.