Home Alone (1990)
Devin Ratray: Buzz
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Quotes
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Kevin McCallister : [apprehensively] I made my family disappear.
[thinks back to family members saying bad things about him]
Megan McCallister : Kevin, you're completely helpless!
Linnie McCallister : You know, Kevin, you're what the French call "les incompetents".
Buzz McCallister : Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
Jeff McCallister : Kevin, you are *such* a *disease*!
Kate McCallister : There are fifteen people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Frank McCallister : Look what you *did*, you little *jerk*.
Kevin McCallister : [gleefully] I made my family disappear.
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Megan McCallister : You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
Buzz McCallister : No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.
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Kevin McCallister : Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
Buzz McCallister : I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
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[last lines]
Buzz McCallister : [shouting] Kevin! What did you do to my room?
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Kevin McCallister : I went shopping yesterday.
Jeff McCallister : You? Shopping?
Kevin McCallister : I got you milk, eggs, and fabric softener.
Peter McCallister : No kidding. What a funny guy. What else did you do while we were away?
Kevin McCallister : Just hung around.
Buzz McCallister : He went shopping? He doesn't know how to tie his shoe and he's going shopping!
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Kevin McCallister : Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Buzz McCallister : Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone.
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Rod McCallister : [watching Old Man Marley] What's he doing now?
Buzz McCallister : He walks up and down the streets every night, salting the sidewalks.
Rod McCallister : Maybe he's just trying to be nice.
Buzz McCallister : No way. See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies... into mummies.
Rod McCallister : Whoa.
Kevin McCallister : Mummies?
[Marley looks up at the boys]
Rod McCallister : Look out!
[they close the drapes and run]
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Harry : [Harry, disguised as a cop greets Peter who's just come down the stairs] Are you Mr McCallister?
Peter McCallister : Yeah.
Harry : The Mr McCallister who lives here?
Peter McCallister : Yes.
Pizza Boy : [chiming in] Oh good, because someone owes me $122.50.
Harry : I'd like a word with you, Sir.
Peter McCallister : Am I under arrest or something like that?
Harry : No, no, no, no, no. It's Christmastime. There's always a lot of burglaries around the holidays. So we're just checking the neighbourhood to see if everyone's taking the proper precautions. That's all.
Peter McCallister : Oh, well we have automatic timers for our lights. Locks for our doors. That's about as good as you can get these days. Did you get some egg nog or something like that?
Buzz McCallister : [comes down the stairs] Come on, Dad. Let's eat.
Harry : Egg... egg nog?
[Peter goes off with Buzz]
Harry : Hey, listen will you be leaving... er?
[trailing off]
Kevin McCallister : [Kevin charges down the stairs] Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
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Heather McCallister : [lines up the family near the airport vans] One, two...
Buzz McCallister : [rudely interrupting] Eleven, ninety two, twelve...
Heather McCallister : Buzz, don't be a moron.
[Heather contines counting the rest of the family to go into the vans]
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Buzz McCallister : Hey, Kev. It's pretty cool you didn't burn the place down.
Kevin McCallister : Thanks, Buzz.
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Rod McCallister : Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone?
Buzz McCallister : He just ate a whole load of mice guts. He should be good for a couple of weeks. Say... isn't it true that French babes don't shave their pits?
Rod McCallister : Some don't.
Buzz McCallister : But they've got nude beaches.
Rod McCallister : Not in the winter.
[Buzz sulks]
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Kevin McCallister : Buzz?
Buzz McCallister : Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?
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Buzz McCallister : hey kevin its pretty cool that you dident burn the place down.