Shag (1988)
Annabeth Gish: Pudge
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Quotes
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Malaina : Don't y'all think she looks just like Mary Pat Montgomery?
[Luanne and Carson laugh]
Pudge : Mary Pat Montgomery's the one who told me about boners.
Luanne : Ga-rosse!
Pudge : It isn't a bone at all, it's a muscle. This cousin of hers dated a Clemson Tiger who sprained his in a game, and she had to massage it every night when it got hard because he was in so much pain.
Luanne : [laughing] And she always acted so innocent.
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Malaina : Luanne, quick! You run out to Jimmy Valentine's limo and tell him your daddy the senator wants him to sing at the White House and bring him back to the house.
Luanne : I will do no such thing!
Malaina : Luanne damnit! You made me lose Miss Sun Queen, but now I'm not gonna lose Jimmy Valentine too, now you owe it to me! And you better get over there quick, or we're never gonna speak to you again, right Pudge?
Pudge : Right.
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Pudge : Why can't girls ask boys to dance? It's not fair.
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Pudge : [about Nadine and Suette] Check out these boho hairdos.
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Pudge : [tossing a diet shake out of the car] 'And stay on your diet dear'. Yuck, yuck, yuck!
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Luanne : [to Carson] What happened to you?
Pudge : Did you go all the way?
Malaina : Oh, my God.
Luanne : Oh, are you sure? You poor thing, put your feet up, okay.
Pudge : What did it feel like?
Luanne : Don't ask her that!
Malaina : Wait. Did it hurt?
Luanne : Malaina! You must really love him.
Carson : I hate him to death.