Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Michael McKean: Woody
Quotes
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Woody : [on the phone to Valerie, as cops attack him] I gotta go, Val - I'm gettin' my butt kicked!
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Woody : Waste your brain; wax your board; pray for waves.
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Woody : Oh! You should've seen me today, man. Nothing but radical rips all the way in. You want some slushy? Yeah, I was barely off my board when the wahines were all over me.
Zeebo : Ew! Wahines!
Woody : Wahines. You know, girls.
Wiploc : Girls?
Zeebo : You know girls?
Woody : Does the woodburger know girls? Pinocchio got a wooden butt? I could fix you up with some bodacious chicks Just like that.
Wiploc : Don't believe me?
Zeebo : Like that.
Woody : Come on. Let's hit the beach. Ride the wild bikinis!
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[last lines]
Woody : Hey! Give my love to Finland!
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Woody : Hey! Jail isn't so bad. It's where I learned how to surf.