Three for the Road (1987)
Jackie Stewart: Officer Merle
Quotes
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Officer Merle : [on his radio, with a drunken Junior in the back seat] Uh yeah, Leon? This is Merle... I'm on 161 here at Billy Bub's place. I got a stolen 1986 Porsche...
Junior : [drunk from backseat] It ain't just a Porsche! Zero to 60 in five seconds...
Officer Merle : [shoves him backwards] You smell, boy! Get back on that seat!
Junior : Full turbo carerra package, man!
[Merle sprays pine-scented spray at him, Junior sits back]
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Officer Merle : [outside of Billy Bub's, Junior is in the back seat of their police cruiser] I don't see why we gotta wet-nurse that little crybaby.
Officer Earl : I told you, it's directly from headquarters, his daddy's some damn millionaire.
Officer Merle : Well, I don't give a shit what happened to his goddamn car!
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Junior : [Merle, Earl and Junior follow Junior's Porsche into a junkyard, Paul and Robin escape before they arrive. Merle slams on the brakes and taps Junior's Porsche into a stack of junked cars] Oh no no...
[the Porsche gently taps the stack, but unharmed]
Junior : Oh... thank you Lord. You must drive a Porsche yourself.
Junior : [Junior gets out of the cruiser just as the stack tips and crushes his Porsche] Oh my God, no no no!
[he beats on the hood of the police cruiser and cries... both cops start laughing hysterically]
Officer Merle : Hey boy! There's your damn little Porsche!