Howard the Duck (1986)
Jeffrey Jones: Dr. Walter Jenning
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Quotes
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Dr. Jenning : It feels like something inside me, gnawing at my guts... what's wrong with me?
Beverly : Well... what did you have for lunch?
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State Trooper : I wanna see your license, "Jack"!
Dr. Jenning : [as the Dark Overlord] I have no license. I am *not* Jack.
[electrocutes state trooper]
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Dr. Jenning : [setting fire to the diner] If you can't take the heat, get out of that kitchen!
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[Jenning has almost crashed into a diner]
Howard T. Duck : You think that's funny, Jenning?
Dr. Jenning : I'm not Jenning anymore! The transformation is complete. I am now... someone else.
Howard T. Duck : Try telling that to your insurance company.
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Dr. Jenning : In the lab that night, we saw a single feather fall. We weren't aware that the rest of you, Howard, had landed in that alley just two miles away. Any questions?
Howard T. Duck : Yeah. Where are my pants?
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Dr. Jenning : [at the diner, as the Dark Overlord] I have disguised my true form, which would be considered... hideous and revolting, here.
Beverly : Lucky for the people eating.
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[the diner has turned into turmoil]
Dr. Jenning : [as the Dark Overlord] An evil unlike any you can imagine is about to engulf the Earth.
Waitress : Oh, no, no, we got fights in here all the time.
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Dr. Jenning : It was just a routine procedure, meant to measure the density of the gases that surround Alpha Centauri. However, partway through the experiment, there was a deviation, and, uh... we lost control of the laser spectroscope.
Howard T. Duck : What do you mean, "lost control"?
Dr. Jenning : Some unknown force was redirecting the laser beam from its original target, so that it hit your planet instead.
Howard T. Duck : Hit my planet? How about 'hit my living room'? Talk about an invasion of privacy!
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Dr. Jenning : I told you, bird-brain, I am not Jenning anymore! I am now one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe.
Beverly : Hmm, Dark Overlord of the Universe?
Howard T. Duck : That must be quite a responsibility.
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Dr. Jenning : The world is in great danger.
Howard T. Duck : Yeah, it certainly is when *you're* out on the highway.
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Dr. Jenning : You are about to make history a second time, my little friend.
Howard T. Duck : Thanks. But once was plenty.
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Dr. Jenning : [In demon form] Eat claw, duck!
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Waitress : [after the waitress brings the "Specials", Howard lets out a cry and is horrified] You ordered your specials, what's wrong?
Dr. Jenning : [Dr. Jenning posessed by a dark overlord] This will mean the extinction of all existing lifeforms.
Waitress : You haven't even tasted it yet
Howard T. Duck : What do you think, I'm into cannibalism or something?
Waitress : Hey, are we like all in the same discussion here?
Howard T. Duck : I'll give you a hint, doll: what's white, ovoid, and always reminds me of my birthday?
Waitress : I don't know.
Howard T. Duck : The eggs, get em outta here.
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Beverly : He's my favorite duck.
Dr. Jenning : You hardly know him.
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Dr. Jenning : [Possessed by the dark overlord] I am not Jenning anymore.
Howard T. Duck : [after the aliens have been banished to their own dimension, Howard imitates Jenning, pretending to be possessed] I am not Howard anymore.
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Beverly : You're gonna just sit there?
Dr. Jenning : She took my eggs.