The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Art Carney: Bernard Crawford
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Quotes
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Ronnie Crawford : Dad! Dad! I've got great news!
[Bernard sees Kermit]
Bernard Crawford : If you two are in love, I don't wanna hear about it.
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Ronnie Crawford : But, Pop, I told you - I want to do something different!
Bernard Crawford : So put some Jell-O down your pants.
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[On Manhattan Melodies]
Bernard Crawford : Just because the whole thing is crazy doesn't mean it won't make it on Broadway!
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Bernard Crawford : Who's gonna be starring in this masterpiece?
Kermit the Frog : Well, it's just me and my friends. You know, they're all dogs and bears and chickens and stuff.
Ronnie Crawford : I told you, I wanna do something different.
Bernard Crawford : So put some Jell-O down your pants.
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Bernard Crawford : [to Kermit] Tell me, Mr. Author, what is this musical? All dancing, all croaking?
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Bernard Crawford : Just because this whole thing is ridiculous doesn't mean that it might not make it on Broadway.
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Bernard Crawford : [to Kermit after singing, "Look at me, Here I am"] Hold it. Hold it. I'm allergic to amphibians singing.