Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Griffin Dunne: Tommy Kelly
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Quotes
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[In the middle of a trial]
Tommy Kelly : ...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for: the Mother's Day Massacre, The Christmas Day Slaughter, The Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and The Groundhog's Day Be-headings!
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Tommy Kelly : You were gonna take a bullet for me.
Johnny Kelly : Actually, I was just counting on a lot of missing.
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Tommy Kelly : [Ma Kelly pours a shot for Tommy] Mom, it's Prohibition.
Ma Kelly : Aw, shut up! Stop acting like a fag choir boy.
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Ma Kelly : I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid.
Tommy Kelly : Mom!
Ma Kelly : You wanna hump your brains out.
Tommy Kelly : [Tommy clamps his hands over Sally's ears]
Ma Kelly : [does mock pushups] Baboom, baboom, baboom, baboom!
Tommy Kelly : [Tommy drags Sally from the room]
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[Ma Kelly is pouring drinks for everybody]
Tommy Kelly : Mom, it's prohibition!
Ma Kelly : Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy!
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D.A. Burr : (On Johnny Dangerously's payroll) Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation?
Tommy Kelly : But what about crime?
D.A. Burr : Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back!
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Tommy Kelly : Oh God! How do you get laid in 1930?
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Tommy Kelly : Sally's place is in the home, and I intend to support her, and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass - anything.
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Tommy Kelly : Sally's place is in the home and I intend to support her and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass. Anything.