Blame It on Rio (1984)
Joseph Bologna: Victor Lyons
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Quotes
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Victor Lyons : I love you no matter what rotten things your mother says about me.
Jennifer Lyons : She doesn't say anything bad about you.
Victor Lyons : Yeah, but you can't always believe her.
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Eduardo Marques : Hello. Hello.
Victor Lyons : Hi!
Eduardo Marques : [his English is not so good.] How nice. You are buying groceries together. You are, how you say, the Queer Couple?
Matthew Hollis : [referring to the name of the TV series] The Odd Couple. Odd.
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Isabella : You are my twelfth lover in twelve days.
Victor Lyons : Really?
Isabella : I don't hurt your feelings?
Victor Lyons : No, I've always been a team player.
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Victor Lyons : You slept with someone? Why didn't you tell me?
Jennifer Lyons : I just did.
Victor Lyons : Now you tell me? What good does it do me now?
Jennifer Lyons : What good is it SUPPOSED to do you?
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Victor Lyons : They smiled. Maybe we should talk to them.
Matthew Hollis : We can't. They're practically naked.
Victor Lyons : Try to picture them with clothes on.
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Victor Lyons : That lady is my kind of guy. Don't wait up.
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Victor Lyons : What the hell are you doing, asking for her hand? "With this teething ring I thee wed"?
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Isabella : It is better making love to someone when you're not married.
Victor Lyons : That should be a little kinky.
Isabella : What is kinky?
Victor Lyons : I'll show you in a minute, well, or two.
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Matthew Hollis : You're not going to leave Jennifer alone here, are you?
Victor Lyons : Why? You coming with me?
Matthew Hollis : No. No.
Victor Lyons : Well, then, you'll babysit. If she misbehaves, I want you to put her over your knee, okay?
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Victor Lyons : Ah-ha. You got milk all over your whiskers, pussycat. Who was the lucky girl? Where'd you meet her?
Matthew Hollis : I didn't meet anybody.
Victor Lyons : Okay, okay, we'll talk at breakfast. I want to know all the details about it. We can start at the bottom if you like.
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Matthew Hollis : It was the night of the wedding.
Victor Lyons : Romance was in the air.
Matthew Hollis : Birds. Music. Dancing. Drums. Everything was.
Victor Lyons : Blame it on Rio, eh?
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Victor Lyons : What do you want?
Matthew Hollis : There's no other bed. Bastard.
Victor Lyons : Prick!
Matthew Hollis : And to think I said I love you.
Victor Lyons : To who?
Matthew Hollis : To you!
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Jennifer Lyons : Are we almost there?
Matthew Hollis : I don't know. Soon, I think.
Victor Lyons : You rented a house, you don't know where it is?
Matthew Hollis : It's soon.
Victor Lyons : Soon is all you know?
Matthew Hollis : That's better than later.
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Victor Lyons : We have got a lot to talk about.
Jennifer Lyons : I know. I'm so glad you're leaving.
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Victor : "Poor bastard", huh? If I ever get my hands on him, I'll beat him to death, that'll unconfuse him.
Matthew : A beating is not the way, my friend.
Eduardo Marques : He's right, you know?
Matthew : Personally, I prefer torture.
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Victor Lyons : Honey, look at you. You're gorgeous!
Jennifer Lyons : So are you.
Victor Lyons : Yeah. Well, what happened to you? You're almost a woman!
Jennifer Lyons : I'm strong too, Daddy.
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Matthew Hollis : I didn't come to Rio to cheat.
Victor Lyons : Don't ever use that word. Is tasting life, creating a little magic, is that cheating?
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Victor Lyons : If you were really my friend you would have kept quiet about what you did - which you never would have done if you were really my friend.
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Victor Lyons : Jennifer! Get your stuff out here! Ten minutes! Let's get the hell out of this goddamn paradise!
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Victor Lyons : [holding a knife] This isn't for me. What do you think I'm crazy? This is for him. I'm going to find him. Whoever he is, he's going to get this right up the do-da.
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Matthew Hollis : Watch it! Those are my balls!
Victor Lyons : Are you kidding? I couldn't find them with a magnifying glass!
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Victor Lyons : Goodbye, Nick, and, eh, thanks for whatever you did.
Nicole Hollis : I didn't do anything.
[bites her lip]
Victor Lyons : Thank God, somebody didn't.
[hug]
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Victor : Gold. The man is gold.
Eduardo Marques : As a friend should be.