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Quotes
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Max : [to Dr. Deere, about being dangerously overweight] Cut down? I am what I am precisely because I've eaten my way to the top! I'm a work of art, created by the finest chefs in the world. Every fold is a brush stroke! Every crease a sonnet! Every chin a concerto! In short doctor darling, in my present form, I'm a masterpiece!
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Max : [Berating a subordinate] What next, the 'Andes Plane Crash Cookbook'?
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Max : I knew that divorce was too good to last!
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Max : Don't tell me another cook has been murdered! Who is it this time, Aunt Jemima?
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Max : Won't it be fun, just the two of us in my kitchen!
Robby Ross : There's the three of us.
Max : [speaking to Natasha] So much for the fun.