- Dolemite: He think he's bad and ain't got no class! I'm gon' rock this shotgun up his muthafuckin' ass!
- Gay driver: You need a ride, honey? Well, I'll tell you what I'll do... I'll give you a ride... for a ride! Hee! Hee! Hee!
- Mobster #1: This place gives me the creeps. Why do you think the boss uses this as our hideout?
- Mobster #2: He likes the old lady. He get his kicks watching her torture pretty broads.