Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (1976–1977)
Louise Lasser: Mary Hartman
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Quotes
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Mary Hartman : [Mary realizes she went to elementary school with the man who has kidnapped her] Remember me, Mary Shumway? Mary Shumway?
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Cathy Shumway : You know, isn't it ironic - that if one of us had to get it, it's a miracle it was you.
Mary Hartman : I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease.
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Librarian : Do you know what aspects of venereal disease she wants books on?
Mary Hartman : Um, I think mostly on the disease itself. And how not to die from it.
Librarian : Perhaps it would be better if your friend came in herself.
Mary Hartman : She can't.
Librarian : Why?
Mary Hartman : She's in traction.
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Mary Hartman : Everybody means everybody. And that means you.