I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! (1968)

David Arkin: Herbie Fine

Quotes 

• Herbie : You okay, kid?

  Harold Fine : I'm fine.

  Herbie : You've got that look.

  Harold Fine : What look?

  Herbie : You know, when you get fakakta.

  Harold Fine : Joyce and I are getting married Labor Day.

• Harold Fine : I'm glad you're coming to the funeral. It's gonna make Mama very happy.

  Herbie : Hey, I'm going to the funeral because it's making me happy. A funeral is a happy thing, Harold. In death, there is always rebirth.

• Harold Fine : What? What? What are you trying to do to me, kill your mother?

  Herbie : I'm wearing the traditional burial outfit of the Hopi Indians. It's beautiful.

  Harold Fine : Foley was a Catholic, not an Indian.

• Herbie : Very, very, very groovy scene.

  Harold Fine : Yeah, groovy. Yeah. Yeah, very groovy, yeah. Yeah, this is really groovy. Groovy. This is groovy.

• Harold Fine : [regarding Herbie's Hopi Indian outfit]  Heavy. Let me buy you a nice new suit. Just for the funeral.

  Herbie : [firmly]  This is what I'm wearing, Harold.

  Harold Fine : Heavy. Look, I realize I'm a square. I know that. But you gotta understand that there could be two sides to this. I mean, you think, how is Mrs. Foley going to feel, I mean how is she going to feel when she sees... Tonto at the cemetery?

  Herbie : Hey, Harold, I'm not wearing this to bug anybody. I'm wearing it because it's the right thing to wear.

  Harold Fine : [losing his temper]  Well, take that farkakte feather out of your hair and wash that stupid paint off your face!