- The Villain: Antony: Ivan, there's a crook in here. And it's not me!
- The Villain: Ivan: There are two crooks in here - and they're both you!
- The Lover: Woody: Now, wait a minute. This isn't the way it was supposed to happen.
- The Lover: Forest Queen: Try it again - gently.
- The Lover: Woody: Like - like this?
- The Lover: Forest Queen: Yes.
- The Parent: Jonathan: There's still hope, Anna. She might grant us another wish. Just a little one, maybe.
- The Parent: Anne: It wouldn't matter to me how little he was. I'd love him with all my heart. Even if he were no bigger than my thumb.
- The Parent: Jonathan: Mug for a table, spool for a chair, Nice and stable, Room to spare. Thimble for a cup, Button for a plate, Now we're ready, To celebrate. Happy Birthday, son.
- The Parent: Anne: Happy Birthday, son.
- Tom Thumb: Happy Birthday, everyone!
- Con-Fu-Shon: Allow unworthy one to introduce your humble servant, Con-Fu-Shon. I'm bidding you, on behalf of all toys endlessly, a most glorious welcome.
- The Lover: Forest Queen: I'm Queen of this forest.
- The Parent: Jonathan: Oh, and I'm the Emperor of China.
- Tom Thumb: I didn't know toys could talk?
- Con-Fu-Shon: All very grateful to you Tom, to bring us to life. Grown-up can't do that. They are *too* smart.
- The Parent: Jonathan: Now, listen son, imagination's all right in a little boy, but, don't let it go too far.
- The Lover: Woody: Funny how a fella can change, you know. There was a time - there was time when I wouldn't have thought twice about kissing a girl as pretty as you. Oh, I was a terrible fella.
- The Lover: Forest Queen: Were you Woody?
- The Lover: Woody: I certainly was. Kissing, kissing, always kissing girls. Sometimes even when they weren't looking! Of course, with you, it's different. Ever since I first met you, I've been a changed man. You know why? Because you were right up there, I was way down here. I still am. But, I won't always be. One day, Queenie, I'll be worthy of you. But, until then - I'll respect you.
- The Lover: Forest Queen: [disappointed] Thank you, Woody. That's nice.
- Tom Thumb: Wake up! Help! Con-Fu-Shon! Con-Fu-Shon! Wake up!
- Con-Fu-Shon: Honorable Yawning Man have very powerful medicine.
- Tom Thumb: We got to open the door! Con-Fu-Shon, some soldiers just accused my money of stealing parents! No. I mean, we got to open the door. He's not a crook. Are you awake?
- Con-Fu-Shon: A jack-in-the-box!
- Tom Thumb: Yes. Yes, yes! Come on.
- The Lover: Woody: [singing] Are you a dream? Or, was it really you? Were we really here? Did my dream come true? I can't be happy now, Till you belong to me, Why did you fade away? Never my love to be...
- Con-Fu-Shon: Trouble, yes?
- Tom Thumb: I've just made my folks so unhappy, and I'm... I'm so sorry.
- Con-Fu-Shon: Being sorry next best thing to being good. Humble one suggests you go sleep.
- Tom Thumb: I can't sleep. I just feel so bad, I can't sleep.
- Con-Fu-Shon: Problem easily remedied. Let me introduce Yawning Man. Very good friend.
- The Villain: Antony: [singing] Can it be possible You've gone away? Or, were you a dream, I dreamed one day? You touched, I felt your touch, You must be real...
- The Villain: Ivan: Now, Thomas, my boy. Listen to me, let me explain. Now, the mayor of this village is an absolute rascal, right? Now, he has the money belonging to the poor orphans down there, and he intends to keep it all for himself. Now, if you'll go down this rope and help us to get the money out, we'll see that it is distributed amongst those to whom it rightfully belongs, eh?
- Tom Thumb: Uh, I don't know. Maybe, I should ask my father or Woody.
- The Villain: Ivan: Oh, no! No, there's no necessity to bother them. I'm sure they would approve. In fact, I'm quite certain your father would be very proud of you. Very proud.
- The Villain: Antony: Why, yes.
- Tom Thumb: He would?
- The Villain: Ivan: Yes, of course he would. Come on. Let's pull the job-- I mean, let us do our best to help the poor little orphans. Shall we?