Lady and the Tramp (1955)
Stan Freberg: Beaver
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Quotes
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Beaver : [struggling with a log] Ah-ah-ah, busy sonny, busy! Gotta slide this sycamore to the - ung - swamp!
Tramp : But this'll only take a second of your time...
Beaver : Only a second! Listen, listen sonny, you realize every second, seventy centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway?
Tramp : Yeah, but...
Beaver : Gotta get this log movin', sonny, gotta get it movin'! T'ain't the cuttin' take's the time, it's the doggone haulin'!
Tramp : [looking from the leash to a branch on the log] The hauling! Exactly! Now, what you need is...
Beaver : [chewing through part of the log] Better bisect this section here...
Tramp : What you need is a log puller.
[yelling]
Tramp : I SAID A LOG PULLER!
Beaver : I ain't deef, sonny. There's no need to... Did you say log puller?
Tramp : [like a salesman] Haha, and by lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-fail little giant log puller. The busy beaver's friend!
Beaver : You don't say!
Tramp : Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip or ravel. Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time sixty-six percent!
Beaver : Sixty-six percent, eh? Figure that! Well, how's it work?
Tramp : [demonstrating] Why, it's no work at all! You merely slip this ring over the limb like this, and haul it off!
Beaver : Uh, say, d'you mind if I slip it on for size?
Tramp : Help yourself, friend, help yourself!
Beaver : Okay! Hehe. Don't mind if I do! Uh... how'd'ya get the carn-starnded thing off, sonny?
Tramp : Glad you brought that up, friend, glad you brought that up! To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth...
Beaver : Like this?
Tramp : Kee-rect, friend. Now bite HARD!
[beaver bites the muzzle off]
Tramp : You see?
Lady : It's off!
Beaver : Say, that *is* simple!
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Tramp : [preparing to leave] Well, friend, we'll be on our way now, so...
Beaver : Uh-uh-uh! Not so fast, sonny.
[puts on the muzzle]
Beaver : I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory before we settle on a price.
Tramp : Oh, no. It's all yours, friend. You can keep it.
Beaver : I can, eh?
[excitedly]
Beaver : I can?
Lady : Uh-huh. It's a free sample.
Beaver : [very pleased] Well, thanks a lot. Thanks ever so...
[he slips and falls, dragging the log along; they land in the pond, where the log fits neatly over the dam spillway]
Beaver : [proudly] Say! It works swell!