- Maj. Hugh 'Bulldog' Drummond: Look, seriously. We are supposed to have been operating in Italy for the past two years - now any phrase of Italian we know might come in useful.
- Sgt. Helen Smith: On the contrary, being British, we shouldn't have learnt a word.
- Maj. Hugh 'Bulldog' Drummond: How did you get into this little racket?
- Col. Webson: Boredom. I found life in peacetime unbearably flat.