Gold Diggers of 1935 (1935)

Joseph Cawthorn: Schultz

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• Nicoleff : Well, when did I never pay you?

  Schultz : The same time you never paid everybody else.

• Mrs. Prentiss : Gentlemen, the show is off. I can't afford it!

  Nicolai Nicoleff : [histrionically]  Madam, with those few words, you have broken my heart.

  Schultz : I don't feel so good myself.

• Betty Hawes : Two-thirds and two-thirds is four-thirds in any country.

  Schultz : Well, that's the way I figure it. And, personally, I wouldn't play ball unless I get one-half of the fourth third.

  Nicoleff : You see that I get 19% of what you get for the costumes and scenery. That's all you got to worry about. The extra third was my idea!

  Betty Hawes : I get one-third of that extra third or I go right to Mrs. Prentiss and spill.

  Schultz : Now, that's right. That's fair enough. Give her one-third of the fourth third that I get half of and then split the rest with me. It's easy. You don't have to even figure it.

  Nicoleff : Thieves! Bandits! Cutthroats!

  Schultz : I'll show you who's a cutthroat, you swindler!

  Nicoleff : You cannot insult Nicoleff!

  Betty Hawes : The split goes three ways and don't you forget it!

• Mrs. Prentiss : Sold out! $7,500! More money than I've ever taken in before. I do hope the grounds are well-policed, because I'm a little uneasy carrying so much money around with me.

  Betty Hawes : Yeah? Well, let me hold it for you. Now, no thief would never suspect poor little me of all that cash.

  Louis Lamson : Well, let me put it in the hotel safe.

  Schultz : A safe to a burglar is like a bottle to a corkscrew. Let me hide the cash. I got on a money belt. I'll put it right here, next to my heart.