The Oyster Princess (1919)
Victor Janson: Mister Quaker - oyster-king of America
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Quotes
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Mister Quaker - oyster-king of America : Why are you throwing those newspapers?
Ossi - Quaker's daughter : Because all the vases are broken.
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Mister Quaker - oyster-king of America : [observes his daughter foxtrotting] Please, not so unrestrained! Remember your family tree.
Ossi - Quaker's daughter : Oh, rubbish!
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Mister Quaker - oyster-king of America : I'm sweating like a pig.
Ossi - Quaker's daughter : Everybody sweats as he can.
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Mister Quaker - oyster-king of America : I'll buy you a prince.
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Mister Quaker - oyster-king of America : [In a letter to Seligsohn, the Matchmaker] Dear Sir: As the daughter of the shoe-cream king has married a count, and as oysters are more important than shoe-cream, I ask you to send me a son-in-law with a family tree that is in accordance with my oysters. Sincerely, Quaker.