- I'm so famous, I have to tell people who I am...!
- 1 phrase that's certain to strike fear in all broke, out-of-work actors: "Dude, Tori's gonna be here in 10 min & this place is a f!%*ing hellhole...!!!
- I pitched a show to FOX the other day: "Who Wants to Marry a Man 4' 11" with a 12 inch Penis?" We had a line of 250 women out the door by Noon!! Ahh, the power of television!
- It was rumored Van Gogh cut off his ear & mailed it to his girlfriend to show he loved her. Dude, what happened to just a box of chocolates?? Can you image some girl opening a box thinking its roses, turns out to be a leg...? A Leg -- with Love, Vincent.
- "Oh & yes today is the 25th Anniversary of Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"...& of course it's also the 25th Anniversary of the nations response -- 'No'." Sorry Rod but you're the rod. OK? Great.
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