Table 58
LUNCH LADY SNEED is pleasant but can be volatile. Sneed actually provides an impressive lunch for the kids (gourmet pizza), and owes her good nature to power yoga. Sneed is dismayed when she discovers that a bunch of green foam hands have been delivered to the school rather than the "lean hams" that she ordered, and she's told by the principal that she has to find a use for them. She's pleased with herself when she manages to foist them off on Coach Peterson.