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Hangmen (1987)
I Laughed Through This Entire Movie
Obviously, the only way anyone could make such a clichéd, cheesy, horrendously bad movie is because it was MEANT to be bad. Duh. Possibly the greatest candidate for a drinking game I have ever seen. Every time you find something clichéd or just plain bad, take a drink. Whether you're drinking alcohol or apple juice you'll be puking halfway through this movie. Truly amazing work of crap. Favorite parts: guy doing completely unnecessary roll out of an unmoving car, "drunk driving fights communism", "Terminate", "What about all those dead people?" - "I got him!" - "But what about those people?" - "I GOT HIM", "You don't even know me Dad", "I guess there's no one left to shoot *movie ends*", oh and most definitely "Beat it, cheese dick!"...loved every minute of it. If you ever need a good laugh, get this movie. It always cheers me up, because no matter how much I suck, this movie sucks that much more. Enjoy!
The Shaggy Dog (2006)
Ow.
I would just like to say that you know a movie is bad when it makes you try to commit sepukku with your car key. I literally cried at how bad some of the acting was, and by the time the movie was over (which I think took a few years), I suffered from a complete disorientation from which it took the rest of the day to recover. Even the seemingly funny parts immediately were followed by more of the same horrible, vomit-inducing lines, not to mention a plot that NEVER ENDS. Bad Acting + Stereotypical Animal Activism + Cheesy Computer Graphics = Me Crawling Into The Fetal Position And Crying And Mumbling To Myself To Try To Escape The Blinding Pain Of Boredom. My advice if you see this movie: consult a mental health professional, or bring really big knife.