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Terror at Blood Fart Lake (2008)
Worst thing I have ever seen
This was atrocious. Sometimes the comedy works, like in a Troma movie but here....no. Just no. The dialogue was straight up embarrassing. The characters were throat punch worthy. I have no more words.
Scream (2022)
What A Mess
Spoiler Alert!
What a disaster of a movie.
Umm how and WHEN did Billy Loomis have a kid? The film doesn't even try to explain it. Nothing about this hot mess of a film makes any sense. They made this film just to make it. There is no rhyme or reason. It would've made for a better ending if they told us that Jamie Kennedy(Randy) was actually still alive and he was the murderer. None of the kids in the movie were likable. This movie was bad.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989)
Terrible!
This was a plot-less, terribly acted mess. We're supposed to sympathize with the main character it I don't care about her at all. What a huge waste of time.
I tre volti della paura (1963)
Snooze Fest
I don't get why this movie gets such high praise. It was an absolute bore. There were no twists or turns whatsoever and every story was anticlimactic. I gave it a 4 because it wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen but I definitely would never watch it again, unless I was having trouble sleeping.
Evil Eye (2020)
Dull and predictable
This movie felt 6 hours long. It also felt like a Lifetime original movie and not a Blumhouse film. It was drawn out and dull with mediocre acting. There was no element of horror. Very disappointing. How convenient that she happened to meet the very guy her mother dated 30 years ago who was reincarnated.. Also the fact that her mother made the 20 hour flight to New Orleans from Delhi in like 6 hours was pretty impressive. Jeeze. I gave it a 4 because it wasn't the worst but it was not good.
Blue Money (1972)
Is the main actor Tommy Wiseau?
This movie was just plain bad but I spent most of the time thinking that the main actor Jim is actually Tommy Wiseau 31 years prior to The Room and pre-car accident. There is literally no information on the main actor, he sounds like Tommy (French accent)and even has the same smile. It makes perfect sense...love interests name is Lisa and he plays the role of Director, star and writer. Hmmm. A thinker.
Stanley (1972)
A boring waste of time
This movie was so boring I could barely stay awake. I didn't like any of the characters and the snakes were the best actors in the film. A belly dancer bites the head off a snake in one scene and Im pretty sure they really killed several snakes onscreen. Terrible.
Puppet Master: The Legacy (2003)
Whyyyyy?
The fact that they would even spend the money to make this is astounding. Its a recap of previous films, nothing more. There was nothing redeemable about this.
My Demon Lover (1987)
This movie enraged me
Not only were the 2 lead characters completely dreadful but the acting was worse! What were the writers thinking? They made the leading man a creepy homeless goof that rudely grabs at women and makes over the top comments and the leading lady is a pathetic unlikable moron that will date anyone...even someone who has no likable qualities and hasn't taken a shower or brushed his teeth in who knows how long. I just realized I've wasted too much time talking about this. Dreadful.
Malatesta's Carnival of Blood (1973)
What did I just watch?
Everything in this movie was awful...the plot, the directing, the lighting, the acting. As a fan of b-movies that are so bad theyre good, I couldn't see one good thing about this mess.
Invasion from Inner Earth (1974)
What did I just watch?
Ok not only does literally nothing happen in this movie but there are zero likable characters, no real plot whatsoever and the most bizarre and ridiculous score I've ever heard in a movie in my whole life. If you make it to the end without shutting it off, someone explain the ending to me because its absurd. This was terrible.
Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1975)
Trash.
I'm still in shock I sat through this. I need to wash my eyeballs out with Clorox. What a colossal piece of cringe worthy crap.