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Soulmates (2020)
Woozy
Cameraman. Fired. Please. Take saved money. Invest in steadicam.
The Witcher: The End's Beginning (2019)
Mystical and magical poop.
Light on story. Heavy on swordplay. It feels like it's trying to jump right into all the best parts of Game of Thrones, but it doesn't spend any time building up.
I give it 5 stars because it's fun looking for where they tried to tap the GoT formula.
Ad Astra (2019)
It wants to be taken seriously...
But it just sucks. Big music and deep gazes into the camera do not make a serious movie.
Worst movie of 2019.
Maniac (2018)
Social experiment?
This show is terrible.
It's so terrible there's a good chance it's a social experiment to see if you can put utter crap out there, give it good IMDB reviews, and have everyone fall in line and tell you how awesome it was.
Jonah Hill > You can do better dude. You're better than this. BTW, the amount of weight you've dropped is amazing. Good job. Your weight loss deserves way more recognition than this show.
I'm closing, I can't believe this show has an 8.0 rating on IMDB. It's a 1. Seriously.