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Wild Bill (2011)
Absolutely brilliant
Good script. Good storyline. Good acting delivered by Good actors. And something I can personally relate to. 10 out of 10 in my opinion.
Cutting Moments (1996)
Absolute garbage from start to finish.
TRASH! And not in a good way either.
I picked this up on an open market in Blackpool (which is where I should of left it) years ago when I was about 12 (im now 29) and I can still remember it as one of the worst films I've ever set eyes on. I've aways loved tasteless cheaply made horror films but this just goes beyond that. I can't remember a great deal about it apart from the crack/cocaine addicted Yorkshire Terrier! Yes you read it right a dog (puppet) that smokes crack! The acting is shocking even for a B-movie and the "plot" or "plots" (if you can call them that) if I remember rightly could of been put together by a family of sleep deprived chimps! How this film has got so many good or even decent reviews is beyond my comprehension. As is how so many people found it shocking or disturbing. Its too tacky to be taken seriously. Id like to sit these people infront of films like Cannibal holocaust or a Serbian film if they think this tripe is hard to watch then it would be interesting to see their reactions to watching a proper sick film.
Seven Psychopaths (2012)
Not necessarily a bad film but it wasn't for me.
A generous 3 stars due to it being decently acted and the fact it made me snigger a couple of times. I set about this film with an open mind I wasn't about to try and take it seriously but what I was expecting was a decent dark comedy. What I got was a mildly amusing mess. Within 45 minutes id more or less lost interest in the plot and just found myself waiting for the next brief chuckle or the next scene of violence which were few and far between. I've sat through and paid for far worse and since I got this film given with a load of other dvds I cant dis it too much but I doubt it will be watched a second time. Not by me anyway.
One Foot in the Grave (1990)
How can anyone of any age not find this funny?
Only a couple of bad reviews about One foot in the grave on here which says alot about how entertaining and amusing this series is. One reviewer said they can't understand how anyone under the age of 60 could enjoy it well my response to that is most people have a sense of humour regardless of age. I was about 9 or 10 when I discovered this classic and ive watched them all several times over the past 20 years and they still crack me up now. The other reviewer that had issues with it found the humour "too sick" I mean come on! 90% of the episodes are rated PG the remaining episodes are rated 12 how bad can it be? Yes theres some mild swearing and Yes there are one or 2 scenes which involve the concept of animal cruelty ie a tortoise being burned alive and a cat getting locked in a freezer both are done accidentally and are portrayed in a very comedic way its hard to imagine anyone taking ither instance seriously.
Full English Breakfast (2014)
Didn't expect anything else.
I watched this with low expectations in the first place so it didn't sit as badly with me as it seems to of done with lot of other reviewers.
Worth the ONE watch I suppose aslong as you can overlook the bad acting the cast of unknown "actors" and a plot that could be written from start to finish on one side of a rizla paper. Only watched it because Dave Courtney never fails to amuse me.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
Awful in every sense of the word!
This film should be sealed in concrete and dumped in the North sea