Reviews

Seriously Cult classic, i had to write this review to try and save anyone stupid enough like myself to fool for the great reviews.

There are no hidden meanings and nothing other than what you see and hear to get. Its absolute crap and pseudo intellectualism at its best, i couldn't even begin to try and point out the flaws beside the fact its all 100% crap from beginning to end.

Marmite can be loved or hated but this film was just pure crap, don't disrespect Marmite like that! When discussing this film with my partner who i wish i had not watched it with to save her the wasted time. We agreed that the only people we could imagine leaving good reviews to this film share similarities to the fat perve in the film.

Watch this crud at your own despair but do not listen to those saying its a cult classic.

Classic crap maybe but not cult and if it does have a cult following then these people need to be sectioned.

You have been warned!

If you was to compare this Movie to paranormal Activity then you clearly should not be allowed to review any movies.

Think Paranormal without any scary scenes and the only shock value was a jaded past of the character the story was about.

(No scary or spooky scenes is not just a matter of personal opinion its a matter of fact!) Also how on Earth did After Dark release a U rated film, not even sure a kid would get this, let alone an adult? To the people who try to compare this to Paranormal Activity, ignore them and try comparing this to Casper: The friendly ghost.

Even then i would verbally slap you as Casper had a story worth watching in comparison.

Overall this pretend documentary was a complete waste of time, watch this movie if you are stupidly bored.

I give this rubbish a -10 for wasting money,time and an open minded viewers patients.

You have been warned!!!

High fellow Touchwood fans! What a brilliant season this is!! We have Cheesy acting with no real plot or point. With each episode taking a leaf from Seth Mcfalens Filler especial that is family guy. So far nothing truly nothing has happened except for a few agre moments for the cast and as usual being touchwood you get your full on man on man action.

Makes me miss all those times the Doctor was off shagging his friends and crew members. Ahhhh bis to those were the episodes :) Wait a minute the Doctor didn't do any of the above lol The new season of Touchwood is so far and promises to be for those that do not like to think hard. Imagine if you will a stupid persons "Lost" but played in slow motion (Gave up on Lost after season 3, i got away on time :D) Russell T from your previous works we all fully understand your not exactly this thinking persons creator but come on what the hell lol.

One day hopefully in the future someone will actually care about the franchise and give Doctor Who the batman begins revival that it deserves.

NO no Russell don't even consider it because apparently you do have the balls for the project. Too much balls apparently hehe ;)

I would have given this film a minus ten but apparently IMDb does not support my expression.

What was the purpose of these three films and to end the way it did lol Hey kids God was with them all the way, watching them die and to then have the bad guy walking out of flames smiling, seriously.

At first I thought besides being a really badly interpreted bible fiction this has to be Classic Christian scare tactics to get the gullible into church.

Now I am starting to believe maybe there is an anti Christ as surely only he, she or it would have created this crap.

Then again I don't think this film does either side of the religious camps any favours.

Apparently unifying all faiths to stick to the simple concept of "hey we all believe in God within each individual religion" is a bad thing??? Obviously you may be able to tell that I like to think out of the box instead of solely giving my attention to a dusty old book written by homosapes and one of many.

I view my self to be a Goodly person but not one of faith, the fact I made it through all three films should at least show I have an open mind and give even the biggest pile of crap a chance.

(Truth, I viewed the first for research on a story of my own and had to give the other two films a chance and regretted it) Watch this trilogy if your the type that has or could find themselves joining a registered cult like Scientology.

I couldn't imagine a Christian or person of faith (not registered Enterprise) understanding the purpose or point of this film.

Overall save the time watch one of the worse films in history "Legion" and save having to watch another two films in a trilogy that is "Left rear end" Before any registered Jedi try to have a moan the first two books sucked ball z and unlike the films I was smart enough to know when to give up ahhh the headaches.

You have been warned!!!

I would have given this film a minus ten but apparently IMDb does not support my expression.

What was the purpose of these three films and to end the way it did lol Hey kids God was with them all the way, watching them die and to then have the bad guy walking out of flames smiling, seriously.

At first I thought besides being a really badly interpreted bible fiction this has to be Classic Christian scare tactics to get the gullible into church.

Now I am starting to believe maybe there is an anti Christ as surely only he, she or it would have created this crap.

Then again I don't think this film does either side of the religious camps any favours.

Apparently unifying all faiths to stick to the simple concept of "hey we all believe in God within each individual religion" is a bad thing??? Obviously you may be able to tell that I like to think out of the box instead of solely giving my attention to a dusty old book written by homosapes and one of many.

I view my self to be a Goodly person but not one of faith, the fact I made it through all three films should at least show I have an open mind and give even the biggest pile of crap a chance.

(Truth, I viewed the first for research on a story of my own and had to give the other two films a chance and regretted it) Watch this trilogy if your the type that has or could find themselves joining a registered cult like Scientology.

I couldn't imagine a Christian or person of faith (not registered Enterprise) understanding the purpose or point of this film.

Overall save the time watch one of the worse films in history "Legion" and save having to watch another two films in a trilogy that is "Left rear end" Before any registered Jedi try to have a moan the first two books sucked ball z and unlike the films I was smart enough to know when to give up ahhh the headaches.