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7/10
Exactly what I expected
17 October 2018
So I see a lot of people trashing this movie. Not sure what they was expecting. I was expecting monsters fighting machines. Now honestly I liked the plot because I thought it would just be monsters coming back after 10 years. I wasn't expecting the plot twist. Overall a decent movie. Really just an excuse to have real like Voltron. Robots fighting monsters. Nuff Said
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The Grey (2011)
10/10
Freakin Awesome!!!!!
4 August 2012
First of all I'd like to state that I'm not the easiest person to completely please with a movie. I tend to find flaws with all movies. Even some of my favorites but this movie is absolutely flawless. It's surreal. Although it's a movie you stop looking at them as actors but as guys who are really fighting for their lives. I also love that the "monsters" are not some fake werewolf, beast monster but just regular wolves who act like regular wolves. I think sometimes Hollywood wants to take the animalistic nature of animals and pump with steroids. That's when you end up with 50 foot crocodiles and 50 foot anacondas. I love a movie with real everyday natural animals. Makes it waaaay more scarier because the situation in this movie is one that can happen to any of us. I'm willing to bet I won't be getting attacked by a 50 sea creature anytime soon. I also like that the main character wasn't some swole non realistic tough guy who has no emotions. The main character was a regular guy who was scared and trying to survive. I can relate to that. Not Jason Statham beating up Zombie Wolves(Sounds like a movie he'd do). Best move I've seen in years.
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Monster Brawl (2011)
7/10
Surprisingly Entertaining
24 July 2012
Now I will first start off by saying if your not into wrestling then you will not like this movie. I'm a big wrestling Buff, I watch both WWE and TNA and use to watch ECW and WCW. So I'm the perfect person to appreciate this. It's not meant to be taken seriously, it's not a true horror movie or maybe it's not even a movie at all. But what it is is 90 minutes of hilarious clichés and Wrestling PPV style showmanship. It would almost be better as a real show than a movie. But for what it's worth it is really funny. It has it's ha ha moments and it's WTF moments. But if your into cheesy old school wrestling then you'd appreciate this movie. If your not into wrestling then don't even waste your time. You'll hate it. I hope they continue to make sequels. It has the potential to really create some good story lines.
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5/10
Not as bad as expected
14 July 2012
Okay let me be the voice of reasoning for this title. I'm sure everyone is going to say it was crappy and had a horrific plot and bad acting and yada yada yada. But coming from a guy who's watched movies with a horrific plot and laughable acting. This movie was pretty good. The acting was decent. No it wasn't Oscar worthy but for the obvious lack in budget it casted pretty well. Now I will admit it had some very huge plot holes but if you can get past the plot holes then you can really appreciate this movie. Would I watch it again, well no but it's worthy of watching it once. People expect blockbuster Hollywood movies with a blockbuster video budget. It's never going to happen. But for the budget it performs well.
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5/10
A total rip off
2 June 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Is it me or is this and part two a total rip off from The Terminator and Terminator 2. Think about it. In The Terminator a man was sent back in time to protect a predetermined mother of the chosen one. He ends up being the father and dies at the end at the hands of the Terminator only to have the Terminator become a good guy and protect the chosen one against a new evil in part two. In the Prophecy 2 and Angel comes to earth to impregnate a predetermined mother of the chosen one. Ends up dying at the hands of Gabriel who becomes human in part three and protects the chosen one against a new evil. Really all they did was exchange Cyborgs for Angels and instead of a Human/Cyborg war it's a human/angel war. Now the movie was pretty decent but because it's a total rip off you'd be better of watching The Terminator and Terminator 2. Better story line and waaaaaaay better graphics.
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1/10
I want my $8.50 Back
7 March 2006
All I have to say is I want a refund,I want a refund. Rob Zombie should dip into his fat pockets and refund everybody that watch this mockery of a horror movie, I mean this movie was flat out horrible. Now I've seem some horrible movies but this one is the Jerry Rice of horrible movies. I'm still apologizing to my friends for talking them into seeing this movie. I'm scared and curious to see what the sequel is about but I know that it only can get better because there's nothing lower the the bottom and this movie is definitely the bottom of movie making. So Rob if you ever read this please, no I demand you give me a refund and my dignity back because my friends still clown me for taking them to see this movie.
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