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The Office (2005)
the British version sucks!!!!!! American is way better!!!!
okay i am sick of all these stupid people on here saying this show is terrible, when in actuality is hilarious and it hurts because i'm laughing so hard. the British version is lame, i can barley understand the humor or the accents and the characters are stupid, the American version is way better, the characters are so funny especially Dwight and Michael, now i can i see why they stopped the British version. I think this version is a llot less dry than the other one, the jokes are so funny and the ways the characters act is even better, the stories are great and it's just so funny i have to admit i got tired of Pam and Jim looking at each other all the time in seasons 1 through 3 but yeah it's just the best show on television and it is why it's been nominated for best comedy series almost every year.
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
i did not like it
okay..so i realize that this film is full of depth and meaning and Oscar worthy. but there are a lot of things that i did not like about this film. first of all the imagery, the way the camera angles were positioned made me dizzy and i just felt like it did notr capture the right picture. second of all it was disturbing, the way people were treating these kids was just disgusting..and i realize that is is supposed to depict the real life in India but oh my goodness i was closing my eyes throughout the film. i can't believe the graphic depiction of child abuse and violence was portrayed as good so people could see what it is really like. i did not like the film editing..it was jumpy and way too fast paced. io felt bad for all the kids and i could not do anything about..overall the film is just plain out disturbing, ugly, not beautiful and just not for anyone to see...i do not know why this film won best picture honstley, i think the curious case of benjamin button or the reader should have won and i have not even seen those films.
Vantage Point (2008)
An Episode Of Lost..Which Is My Favorite Show!!!
oh my gosh i loved this film so much..i was in class and my teacher told me it was a terrible film..that he hated it so much..i was like okay i will hate it too he's a theater teacher so he knows something about movies..so like 9 months later i rented it and i was like whatever I'm gonna see it..and oh my gosh it was so intense!!! it starts off with the assassination of a president and a lot of stuff is going on..then it shows all the other vantage points of who saw it...it got kind of annoying because it kept repeating showing everyone's view of what happened..i love how what we thought what was happening wasn't really happening...it is like a prequel for its own movie..gosh it is so cool..and Mathew fox went outside of his box instead of being a good guy doctor on lost..but yeah all in all..the film is awesome..good action sequences..good acting..awesome ending!!!!
Yo Momma (2006)
funny... but extremely rude!!
okay this is a very funny show i remember when i first saw it i could not stop laughing but i after a while i had hear all the jokes and it was starting to get lame.
and on top of that it was rude..i felt bad because they would get more and more personal to the person that they are up against.
i don't know maybe that is just me but yeah this show is just plain and simple unoriginal and not very entertaining. i think the person who created this show is just stupid..the host is a complete idiot who cannot act on that 70's show and to be honest it sucks!!!
some of the jokes were original and very funny..but i watched it on MTV..and they would censor some of the stuff that the audience in the show would crack up at..and we could not hear it
i cant stand this show and im glad it got canceled..
Iron Man (2008)
Boring Man..
okay..this movie was boring to me and i don't see why everyone liked it. the action was not pervasive and it was not mind blowing. the storyline was lame. the acting is good but all in all this movie sucks dude. i seriously do not see how so many people liked this movie..it was STUPID..i think Indiana Jones 4 was better..and plain and simple it was not a good movie..the dark knight was ten times better. this movie was not funny, nor entertaining nor explosive action. don't see it...and you had to wait to see the suspenseful material at the end of credits???? what the heck is that? show it at the end of the movie..not the end of the credits. and it did not even make sense..two thumbs down! for the stupid director
Holes (2003)
one of the best book adaptations i have ever seen..
seriously i loved this film..i had started to read the book and i loved it...the way everything was set up and everything had a purpose...i think this film did so well was because Louis Sachar wrote the screenplay..and of course Andrew Davis directed it...Shia Lebouf gives a great performance for his first film...the storyline is very cool and interesting...there's humor, heart and intensity...it is very similar to the book..i find this film to be not the least bit boring...i absolutely loved it...and i encourage anyone to read the book..all in all this film is very well put together and carefully crafted...two thumbs up for me in every single way
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
How The Hell Could You Turn Up Missing???...Lol
first of all let me say that this was a very funny film...but there is na couple flaws..like how how David Zucker does not come up with his own storyline...like it feeds off the film its making fun of..there are frequent humorous funny scenes..the acting isn't terrible...and just plain out its funny...got me laughing..now there is a right way to do a parody and wrong way...such as disaster movie, epic movie, date movie and all the other crap that Jason and whoever do those films..this is the same thing with scary movie 3...of course there is a lot of physical humor involved..maybe a little too much...but overall its so hilarious...there is some strong language and crude sexual humor..but yeah i liked it..
The Happening (2008)
i liked it..but....
first of all, let me say that this film delivers a lot of chills down your spine, the fact that people start to walk backwards and talk all weird freaked the heck out of me, and the disturbing images were so intense i could barley watch them but i did because i liked it at the same time, all in all this is one good scary movie, especially with the old lady, the dialog was a little off but this movie is pretty tight! but i did not like the fact that the camera was in there face very graphically all the time, i felt like i needed some space between the actors, Mark Whalberg, i really do not think this movie was for him because i don't know, her just does not seem right for the part. it's scary, it's creepy, and it could "happen" to you! so beware!!! just kidding its a good movie, nothing profound and deep, but its all good!!!
The Tuxedo (2002)
lamest movie i have ever seen!!!!
yeah so i went to see this movie a really long time ago like 8 million years ago and it was just stupid...a whole movie about water???? come on i can make a better plot than that!!!! and it wasn't even funny, it was stupid, i can't believe it, the acting was horrible too, accept for Jennifer love she is hot!!! but other from that this movie was stupid i hope the director of this movie never makes another movie ever again, because judging from the first film he has ever directed the second film would be lame!!! oh and Jackie Chan that dude needs acting lessons!!! and i can't even understand him!!!! it's America we speak English!!!!
Office Space (1999)
Funny!!!!
gosh i saw this film at my brother in law's house and oh my goodness it was so funny...i mean it is just like how people go to work everyday and hate their Jobs and stuff and man it was just hilarious!!..the only thing wrong with this film is there was some cussing and yet there was one very strange thing i noticed about this movie it had a lot of rap music and i was banging to the songs it was tight dang it feels good to be a gangster!!...that was rocking that's the thing about these white comedies there is always white music in the movie this film was different..it was really funny, and yeah it was just really funny!!!, so anyway this film was funny and hot, it had brad Pitt's ex-wife in it and she was so hot!!..but that's just me and thee only other thing wrong with film was the acting was sort of lame!!
The Messengers (2007)
Not Bad..Not Bad
you know i came to this movie thinking it was going to be okay..you know like all horror movies never get good reviews and stuff so yeah! i saw it and it wasn't half bad. it was scary, interesting and pretty cool. the images were very frightening and there was even a surprising ending as well. the guy that was working for them was a killer who killed that mother and child in the beginning. so it was pretty good. it had a lot of elements of a good horror film. so i would give it a 7 out of 10. the only thing that was kind of wrong with this film was the violence it was a little graphic but there was not a lot of cussing and there was no sex at all for being a horror film. and the girl in the movie was pretty hot too. i wish she was mine but she can't be! so yeah i recommend this movie. sorry for the spoiler!!!
The Illusionist (2006)
good..but there were some problems
i did like this film. the whole scenery of the film is very well done. the acting was great and the special effects were great as well. but of course there were some problems with it. there was basically no music in the movie. i mean come one an average film usually has a lot of music. but this film had not as much. another thing, it was pretty long too. i mean it just kept going on and on but you know movies are not 2 seconds. i especially liked the ending. it was shocking. i really thought that he killed her. but she was alive the whole time. and he couldn't bring people back to life. he really was telling the truth. so i liked the ending sorry if you're reading this. i just ruined the ending for you. but all in all it was a good movie i liked it the ending and cast was good. so yeah!
The Wicker Man (2006)
lamest thing i have ever seen
yeah i saw this dumb movie today and i was like this is 1 weird 2 boring and it had a lot of cussing...to me.... and it was all about cults of women and it didn't even creep me out and it wasn't even shocking at the end i was expecting a shocking ending but there was nothing there.. they just made him come to the island and the girl was alive after all wow what a horrible film come on i could do better than that...i hate Nicholas cage in the first place he is a horrible actor he is extremely boring and stuff but yeah i would not recommend this film to anyone that even likes Nicholas cage. i really hated it with passion it was horrible at the end they try to kill him and that is just mean. how could you do that to a person? his wife was kind of hot though. but she was very weak as a person but hey! she was hot nobody cares about this film so don't go and see it please take my word for it!!!
Saw III (2006)
Well, It Was Good But Not Good
i liked saw 1 and 2, but there was something wrong with number 3, it was really confusing for me, i was trying to understand it but something just did not click, there was another problem with it, it was extremely gory, i mean way too too gory, the foot thing and wow!! it was just gross usually i love gore, but it was just way too gory for me and there was no shocking ending, i wanted a surprise i mean was there a shocking ending because i didn't see it, cause it was just too confusing!!!!! but i did like the film in general, it was entertaining, but yet again way too gory for me, i almost walked out...i mean cheese who was the freaking killer?? people are probably getting angry with me for dissing this film but don't kill me because it was kind of good, number one and two were good but the acting was horrible in number one the doctor was so fake and he was ugly as well
High School Musical (2006)
I Though It Was The Best Movie Ever
i loved it, i sing to it every day, it is so entertaining!! and fun as well, i saw the actually high school in Mormonsville, Utah I am a Mormon in fact but yeah that has nothing to do with it but anyway it is so cool, i sing to it and girls notice and they sing with me, hot girls!!! it was so cool and i just loved it so much with a passion it is out of control i hear they are going to make a second one and i know it won't be as good as the first but i still will watch it without a doubt!!!!!!dang i can't talk this long but who cares it is still good and Vanessa hudgens is so hot!! i mean she would be my wife if i was on the set shoot!! she has it going on and stuff